May 2011
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April 2011
119 posts
Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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Heartbreaker.
Well, there I go again…making men fall for me and not reciprocating. It’s so hard to be pretty.
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Religion. Never understood it. But this makes...
fernandofrench: G. Stanley Hall: Very likely he got more out of his faith than I out of my doubt. And so, if pragmatism is true, he was right and I wrong.
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Stupid, accurate color quiz.
Your Existing Situation “Organized and detail-oriented, she has a very precise and methodical manner. she needs relationships which offer her understanding, respect, and approval.” Your Stress Sources “Wishes for freedom and independence, free from limitations and restrictions except for the ones she choices to give himself.” Your Restrained Characteristics ...
Apr 25th
You can always tell a good party by it's...
Emily: So how was it?
Me: Great. Really fun.
Emily: And no one died?
Me: No, which was surprising.
Emily: That IS surprising.
Apr 25th
Never trust a man who says you’re perfect, but let him make you feel good…at least for a few hours.
Apr 25th
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Most epic party yet.
Worked 8 hours yesterday, don’t give a shit…because that party at campus was awesome. Chicken wings. Installation room converted to dance room, much dancing. Lecture hall projected PS2 with Tekken, Mortal Combat, and Modern Warfare. Hallway bowling with giant clear balls and empty water cooler jugs. Paint all over everyone. Part of the best party foul ever when I step into the...
Apr 25th
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On snap, y'all.
Vanessa and I totally just planned out a pokemon party in the works. It involves pokemon, drinking, and the strong possibility of getting high. I’m gonna dress up as Jigglypuff so that when anyone passes out, I have total recourse to draw on their face with sharpie. Don’t blame me, the anthropomorphic anime character made me do it.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
Dropped the epic horror of A Serbian Film’s wikipedia page on my two male co-workers today. They took my phone in the back to read it, and their faces when they came back were just as wounded as mine was. I still haven’t seen it, and God willing, never will; but just the plot summary’s stark recitation of events makes me feel like something inside of my chest has broken and is...
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
Shitfuck.
Apr 21st
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Me: Maybe I'll just drink every night before I fly to Orlando.
Will: So do it.
Apr 21st
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Oh hey, I also enjoy good things.
There is no limit to how tired I seem to be. Thankfully, this limitless life style also applies to my enthusiasm. While installing for Chromophilia, it was frequently remarked that I was in exceptionally good spirits. It was, in fact, one of the first (and only…he’s a mean bastard) things I really remember Kiran telling me that he liked about me. I’ve said it before, and...
Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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“And so you go out with girl, and you’re driving. “So what are you reading right...”
– Henry Rollins (via azelie) re: why Henry Rollins can get it. (via sylvysparrow) ‘Also, I’m a badass…’ (via wemustdocumentourtimes)
Apr 19th
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Cat calling is NOT a compliment. It's meant to...
Apr 19th
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“He makes me feel…he makes me feel like you used to. And like a fickle...”
– Nelly Furtado, “Legend”
Apr 18th
WatchWatch
Californiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia.
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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