Me: Like...for example..here's the thing about sex...
Will: Hang on. Before you start this, I need more whiskey.
Will: I'll give you some music to listen to. What do you want? You can have whatever you want.
Me: I dunno. Give me some Regina.
Will: Ok, some Regina.
Me: No wait, I don't want Regina Spektor. I want Fiona.
WIll: No. You're getting Regina.
Me: But I don't want Regina.
Will: You do now.
Me: I love grapes.
Will: Who doesn't? Sinners...that's who.
There. That Looks Better.
nprfreshair: ruthbourdain: Ruth Bourdain mashes up Ruth Reichl and Anthony Bourdain. This….this is a thing. This creation happened. I’m not talking about the image. I’m talking about the entity that made it.
Shut up, Maciej.
A list, for your perusement*.
*It’s a word, at least in my world. Here are the things I’ve found that all men can appreciate (even if they don’t particularly like them) throughout time, regardless of nationality, sexual preference, or occupation: Good whiskey A really fine pair of breasts A handsome dog Well-constructed machinery A compelling frontman Storytelling
tumblr is turning into a new version of Geocities, only all of those involved...– Dumbstruck and Tumbling, things magazine (via nevver)
Well its a shame I can't read this comic cause... →
qfab-gay: thatllwork: I did this at 1:32 AM. Mistake. Such a mistake.
As excited as I am,
I really hope this isn’t the pinnacle of my curating career.
You don’t have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.– C.S. Lewis
I'm beyond ecstatic about the surprising interest... →
Now when everything is the past, it almost looks as if you gave yourself to...– C. P. Cavafy, from “Remember, Body,” trans. Aliki Barnstone (adapted from proustitute)
Thesis meetings. Committee emails. Midpoint video screening edits. Gif submissions queue. Cluizel event. Tipsy behavior. 90s dance party. Cat-play. Dog-play. Not Done: Persona non Gratis studio visits. Research booklet. NYC field note trip. Clean room. Make wontons. Tea part in the Mission. Emily’s birthday mani/pedi.
Silence of the Lambs, followed by Amadeus. Watch Soren (the Corgi) flip out at the reclining chair in the Rapesment. Almond milk tea, good. Fried lobster balls on a stick, good. Lo mein, eh. Baking chocolate chip cookies with playing Mortal Kombat. Trivial Pursuit on the PS3: Ladies vs. Men-boys, or horcha vs. fuck. Dog to dog interactions Last night of many friends together at Jesse,...
You, too, can beat the bank.
With persistence, good vocabulary, and the threat of changing banks (which will happen soon enough anyway).